if u sleep with a bra on first of all why second of all how
Nemo can’t stand your romance
im laughing so hard holy shit omg
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig
if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…
If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
If you can’t see the fucks I don’t give it’s probably not modest.
Incredibly rare: Three whitetail bucks locked horns in battle and drowned together in a creek in Ohio.
what exactly does sending a dick pic achieve??? like Wow thanks for the penis im gonna print this off and shove it up my ass